Θα σου κλωτσήσω τον κώλο τόσο δυνατά

So today's self-defense lesson is going to be more hands-on.

I'm going to show you what to do.

So if someone comes at you, you can put them in the hole over your neck and choke them right into the ground.

Then you can make it better if you lock your legs in and squeeze.

Almost make them go to sleep that way.